First of all, if you don't know who Gary Coleman is, you should go here, to his wikipedia.
Actually, even if you know who he is you should go to that site, because he apparently works at the same company I do, in our fair city of Salt Lake. Wow!
A quote from his wiki:
"Gary Wayne Coleman (born February 8, 1968) is an American actor... He currently works as the Secretary Controller for Simmons Media Group in Salt Lake City, Utah."
WTF is that? And when can I get my picture with him?
Bizarro...It's all coming full circle brah.
