A slip of the finger can take you into bad neighborhoods these days. I was typing a direct link into my addy bar on the firefox a few minutes ago when I made a common misspelling. I've done it before and I was shocked at the terrible place I found myself in yet again––I was surrounded by ne'er-do-wells and fanatics: Jesus freaks in crazy town.

I was minding my own business trying to see how a new picture looked on a blog of mine and two letters typed too quickly next to each other led me to a place where a heading for a page was called "Homosexuality." On this page such enlightening topics like burning in hell are discussed under the banner of "PORNOGRAPHY, ADULTERY, FORNICATION, AND HOMOSEXUALITY IS SIN: THESE CAN LEAD YOU TO HELL" (I've engaged in three out of those four, does that mean I go three levels down the Hell-Elevator aka the Hellevator?). An excerpt: "To practice homosexuality or lesbianism is an abomination to God. It is detestable to Him. In the Old Testament, the judgment for such behavior was death. Their blood was on their own heads. God clearly and unmistakably warns us in His Word not to do this." Several bible passages from Leviticus are quoted after this ad nauseam, literally.

I say damn YOU crazy internet people who own every possible combination of words before the misspelling of blogpsot.com. I thought I was semi-successful with my blog that such crazies had chosen to buy my particular .blogspot.com corruption. Turns out they own everyone somehow. nate.blogpsot.com, zero.blogpsot.com, every name I tried led me to crazy town's backward-ass website.

Go here to see its insanity yourself. And go back to the dark ages, Jesus freaks. Maybe some uneducated serfs will think your age-old hate speech timely and informative. Fuckers.